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ALIEN PARANOIA T-shirt

ALIEN PARANOIA T-shirt

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ALIEN PARANOIA // HUMAN NULL ERROR

THE MANIFESTO
A neon entity surfaces from noise.
Cold signal. No empathy. No origin.

Not an alien.
A simulation fault rendered visible.

The message doesn’t argue.
It erases.
Humanity flagged as a corrupted file.
Reality reduced to unstable architecture.

Paranoia is not panic.
It is awareness inside the void.

The graphic behaves like interference.
A foreign entity welded into concrete systems.
You are not in control.
You are the glitch.

THE ARCHITECTURE (Fit & Fabric):
Engineered for the outliers. This piece is constructed on a premium heavyweight chassis.
The Silhouette: A contemporary Boxy Fit with dropped shoulders and a structured drape. Not just oversized—architectural.
The Gender: Strictly Unisex. A universal cut for every entity.

TECHNICAL SPECS:

  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Ring-Spun Cotton / High-Density Canvas.

  • Print: High-Fidelity DTG (Direct-to-Garment).

  • Origin: Global Dispatch.

OPERATIONS:

  • Processing: 48–72 Hours.

  • Status: TRACKING INCLUDED.


Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 ¼ 34-37
M 29 ¼ 38-41
L 30 ¼ 42-45
XL 31 ¼ 46-49
2XL 32 ½ 50-53
3XL 33 ½ 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.8 86.4-94
M 74.3 96.5-104.1
L 76.8 106.7-114.3
XL 79.4 116.8-124.5
2XL 82.6 127-134.6
3XL 85 137.2-144.8
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